The Non Sequiturs

Most of our shirts have a theme. These don't. These are the thoughts that crawl into our heads at 2am, mid-shower, mid-meeting, mid-orgasm, or mid-something you should probably be paying attention to. Weird, random, and too good to just let go. So we put them on shirts. Because that's what you do with thoughts like these. You're welcome. And we're sorry. But not really.