Collection: The Human Paradox
We all have our contradictions. Some are just less honest about it. These shirts are for the people who have stopped trying to resolve the tension and started wearing it instead. The misanthrope who still shows up. The heretic who still believes in something. The nihilist who, against all reasonable odds, got out of bed this morning and went to work like a grown ass adult.
If your personality has ever short-circuited a personality test, don't worry. We get you. Because if there's one thing humans can't resist, it's slapping a label on something they don't fully understand. Best we do it for them, help them get it right.
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Functioning Misanthrope
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Devout Heretic
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Introverted Cynical Cunt
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Optimistic Nihilist
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Misanthropic Humanist
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