Refund policy

Every piece of apparel is made to order. That means it doesn't exist until you buy it, which keeps things lean on our end but also means we can't accept returns or issue refunds for wrong sizes ordered.

What we will make right: if your apparel order arrives damaged, misprinted, or just plain wrong on our end, contact us within 30 days of delivery. Emailing us a photo of your package (please, no dick pics), contents, and your order number will go a long way in helping us resolve any issues. We'll get a replacement out or issue a refund, depending on the situation.

Same with books: if your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We'll make it right.